bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

by cforcopy March 30, 2015

friday feeling

A burning sensation inside to get rly drunk and go on a bender with the lads.

When you just wana get drunk like its friday, regardless of what day it is.

When you drink a beer after work and suddenly realise you want to keep drinking all night and party, like wow ive got the friday feeling

When friday morning comes around and you know you have one day of work left until you can get smashed and use it as an excuse to pull that chubby girl with no teeth.

by the zurich ninja 01 August 3, 2011

feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

by Jobot October 19, 2003

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Feelings

Something us men don't have.

Laurie:" I had sex with him last night and he hasn't called me yet."

Jackie: "It's okay men don't have any feelings."

by Dickdaddy September 9, 2012

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011

smooth feeling

This surpasses smooth talking. Smooth talking implies talking up someone and lying trying to get something. With smooth feeling, everything about it is still romantic and smooth but more real, genuine, and heartfelt.

"I love your smooth talking!"
"Baby we've been going out for a while now, it's my smooth feelings"

by the12th December 24, 2009