PEROGIE MASTURBATION

using perogies to please one self

kristen's confession is that she does perogie masturbation

by racecarchick September 1, 2006

Academic Masturbation

1. Any discussion with someone when they claim great theoretical or hypothetical; not practical, realistic, or directly useful knowledge designed to make themselves feel good, and to leave you feeling like a sticky mess.

2. Any discussion where claimed knowledge is discussed where the discussion is of great personal pleasure for the Academic Masturbator, but any others find it offensive and gross.

1. The public debate was railroaded by some bigot that just spewed hours of academic masturbation.

2. I hate having her in our study group since all she offers is academic masturbation.

THREE EXAMPLES OF ACADEMIC MASTURBATION:

Four Year Old Example: My daddy is better than your daddy because he's a fireman. Besides, you're a poopoo head.

Dungeon and Dragons Example: There is no way your 3 hit-die Orc could kill my level 3 Halfling thief! (four hour argument ensues)

Theology Example: The end is coming soon and God will kill you heathen scum that heretically believe that the earth is over 6,000 years old. Furthermore, I am NOT an animal!

by Steven G. Peterson October 20, 2008

masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

by Vaillanco May 20, 2014

Masturbation

something people do when their lover is not around

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Masturbation

Artificial stimulus of genital organs

Javiers was experimenting with artificial stimulus of his genital organ in his bedroom.

another term for masturbation

by Ryan Gives July 17, 2007

fagurbation

when a male gives himself oral sex.

richard simmons loves fagurbation.

by Skittish February 28, 2008

Masturbationship

A not so popular but a more accurate way of stating you're currently single.

Arthur: So, how is your sex life?

Louis: Well, I am currently in a masturbationship, so it's GREAT!

by Easytoplease September 20, 2011