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gorp farmer

One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).
Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming
gorp farmer by Pink January 30, 2004

feltch farmer 

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!
Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???
feltch farmer by vinny125125 November 5, 2010

ass farmer 

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!
ass farmer by Pickles McDoody October 5, 2010

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
Monkey Farmer by josh_farmer December 1, 2010

Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.
Alex is such a goat Farmer...
Goat Farmer by Banana69 January 30, 2009

willy farmer 

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.
"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."