fail conversation

When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.

A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!

End in lolz.

by Pine Lol November 1, 2009

Failexan

A person who sucks in any sort of competitive gaming. Whether it be MMO-based or Shooter-based. A failexan always folds under pressure and nerd rages whenever it loses.

Joe: Dude, Jimmy is totally flipping nigger balls over losing that game.
John: Yeah, he always does that. He is such a failexan.

by Z makes all wordz cooler November 26, 2009

Fail Whale Hunting

To hunt for the Fail Whale on Twitter. Also known as trying to crash Twitter and get the Fail Whale.

Lets go Fail Whale Hunting, mate!

by Gagameup July 25, 2010

Failage

To completely miss the point of the excercise. You have gone beyond failing. You have hit Failage.

When asked to put together a spreadsheet that a program was built to complete, you have total failage.

by KMLWMO September 14, 2010

auto fail

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.

John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!

by greeker April 4, 2009

Bail Fail

The act of being caught when you are trying to bail.
Failing to get out of a situation in time.

After banging my hot girlfriend last night, I was trying to climb out of my girlfriends window when her mom walked in. It was a bail fail.

by Willyumm-port city baby. December 22, 2008

fat fail

some one who is a fat ass and fails at life

Hershy is a fat fail!!!!

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009