Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

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scabby flaps

the lips of a womans vagina, that has been battered so intensively and relentlessly that incrustation of the sores and/ or wounds have occured.

that rachels weeping fanny sores have got so bad that she's got some proper scabby flaps

by the Drexstarr January 18, 2010

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Flap Jacks

1. Pancakes

2. A variation of Slap Jacks

One (pancakes) is good with maple syrup and the other is not.

by skin January 30, 2004

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flap snot

The lubrication that is created within a woman's vagina when sexually aroused. May be found in the folds of the inner and outer lips.

I fingered her pussy and my hand got covered in flap snot.

by Playaskillz May 19, 2006

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pastrami flaps

The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.

The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

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Arm flap

When the arm is hanging straight down and skin and fat from the bicep area drape down over the elbow and onto the forearm. Almost always seen on morbidly obese women but is not gender exclusive.

Look at all that extra skin draping down, she has a LOT of arm flap.

by Darth Nick March 17, 2004

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