Evil Masturbating

When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.

Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.

Person 2: No evil masturbating !

by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023

reverend evil

Really awesome guy who's funny and witty. Knows pretty much everything about everything. Can also dance like a crazy bastard. Likes the occasional drugs now and then.

Maen, Reverend Evil is sooo cool.

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

carney evil

a shooting game where a bunch of juggalos throw faygo at you.. also known as the only way maggots can legally kill juggalos.

Maggot 1: yo lets go play carney evil.
Maggot 2: yeah i could go for killing some of them stupid clowns

by truemaggot May 15, 2011

That Evil Trainer

An innocent person, who technically ruins the life of someone he/she knows. This definition is based after the very sad and eerie tale of Gary's Raticate.

Guy 1: Man, even though Gary Oak is a real meanie, I actually feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's had his innocence stolen, his dreams crushed, and the love of his grandfather ultimately stolen away. All by that evil Trainer.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's really mean. *gets on knees and looks up at the sky* Curse you Trainer! Why would you do this to your rival? YOUR INNOCENT RIVAL?!?!?!?!?!?

by BulbaHomebrew March 16, 2013

get evil

Getting evil is getting as fucked up as you can in a short amount of time

Bro, i'm gonna get evil tonight

by fratboiidante February 13, 2017

Casually Evil

When someone is evil in a way that isn't blatant, but is more everyday. Nevertheless, it still makes you want to scream.

Bill is so casually evil. I mean, who takes a bite out of a Kit-Kat bar?

by ~l-_-l~ October 26, 2017

EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth

This Female Sloth hides Deep in the Mountains of the West Kootenays. She sneaks away from her male slaves cave nightly to galavant around the valley luring any and every cock possible to cum all over body after she is satisfied by them.

That EBS Evil Bukkake Sloth Fucked my Husband.

by Karmas a Bitch Eh February 3, 2022