post-election depression syndrome

(a new, mythical, mental disorder defined after Donald Trump won the presidency on Nov 8, 2016): a type of depression among voting age young adults 18-45, following the loss of your favorite political candidate at the federal elections, so severe that you are not socially, academically or legally functional anymore

Most left-leaning liberal social scientists, academics and pundits don't understand that IMHO this new, mythical post-election depression syndrome can actually be very easily cured; all one needs to do is consciously and rationally realize that your candidate lost and that retargerous actions such as civil disobedience, general violence, vandalism, destruction of property and other related forms of social protest are meaningless, making it more likely that you will get a file with the Unforegiveables.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2016

Election

an unexplainable irriation of the left side of the underhenge

Rowan- You've a bit of an election today
Person- F*** YOU

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

election 2020

The fight between the orange man and the dementia man. Will be the most memorable fight in the history of the world. Make sure to tell your kids and grandkids about this epic fight, for who shall remember this will be a legend

guy 1: Ayo man, remember election 2020
guy 2: yea dude! Dementia man totally kicked the orange man in the ass!
guy 1: only Ogs will remember

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

electric election

when a bunch of men stick there dicks into a light socket and the one who is least injured becomes presadent, this is why women wernt allowed to vote until a little while ago

Tomorrow there will be an electric election to find the presedent of dicklickeristan.

by Asshead May 17, 2003

2006 Election

1. The election that effectively ended the Bush dictatorship.

2. The reality wake up call that Republicanazis needed to put them back into the minority where they belong.

3. A Democratic intervention on an out of control Republicanazi government.

Hey Bush, you know that clamp you now have squeezing tight on your nads? That was installed courtesy of the 2006 Election. Have fun trying to play dictator now that your rubber stamp Congress has now been "privatized".

by AntiGop November 8, 2006

election tourist

One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities

Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."

by Zeproduct May 27, 2020

election

A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.

no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.

by Brent S. November 3, 2004