Samuel: Mom, Dad, How was your day?
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...
Im DONE with this site.
person: LOoks up juicebox*
*A WOMAN'S V*
person 2: Ew wtf are you searching.
person1: I DIDNT WANT THIS EW
person 1 mom: Bibblybobbillybobdumbfatassdisgustingmistakegrossnosepickereaterlactoseandtorantfuckingwhore.... WTF IS THIS
The moment when a guy collects semen and rubs it on a piece of toast, waits for it to get crusty, then serves it to his wife. After she’s done he smacks her in the face with a fish.
While playing a sport, one who gets done up is one who is shown up. For example you cannot guard against a lay up and your opposition does a nice move going up to the hoop, in which you cant guard against.