ditch pig

An obese ugly, skank from Sidney, BC who gets sympathy sex because she is so damn pathetic. (These girls generally go by the name Kristy or Wendy)

Girls you see at golf tournaments that hit on pathetic guys who also are in need of sympathy sex - togther this couple defines the term LOSERS.

by Julie Halliday July 6, 2004

ding dong ditch

A woman's vagina.

I stuck it in her ding dong ditch last night

by JackBadass April 12, 2010

Ditch

The large, empty space between a persons ears. Very common in Ohio.

Wow, Jeff sure has a huge ditch between his ears.

by tag123 July 25, 2011

dipthong

A dipthong happens when a girl has such a tight thong up her bum that dips her thong in her poo.

Emma had a dipthong. It was smelly.

by Dipac August 24, 2006

love ditch

snapper,fish slipper,meat hole,monkey,vagina.

I slapped her face with my kidney busterand then planted it in her love ditch.

by grinder November 27, 2003

ding dong ditch

when doosh bags come around in the middle of the night thinking they are cool. They knock on your door and hide so when the person answers the door to see no one there they can laugh.

i hate when people ding dong ditch

by granbychampion July 5, 2009

Tongue shoveling the fuck ditch

going down on OR eating out a bitch, or as some ignorant individuals call them, a female.

Yo man, my jaw is fuckin' SORE from tongue shoveling the FUCK ditch all night!!!

by hella_bull March 29, 2007