When you go the gas pump take the diesel nozzle shove it up your Anus then start master baiting profusely until something busts .
by MFNMLB May 24, 2024
A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer April 10, 2018
by 7footlad May 04, 2024
by Dirty Marius June 01, 2024
Usually has a wife called Remi. is a fuck boy with a HUGEEEEE dick. Although at heart he is one with nature and loves horseback riding and animals.
Girl #1: I met this boy today, he loves nature and is soooo good in bed.
Girl #2: Bet his name was Diesel Wallis
Girl #2: Bet his name was Diesel Wallis
by unicornbeignets December 29, 2017
Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024