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Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
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Democratic Handshake

When one male satisfies another male in the form of a hand release, typically free of charge.
Hey little Johnny, thanks for coming out to support me tonight. Would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreication.
by Schwanz Master February 11, 2024
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Democrat

Definition A political party of the mentally ill, criminals, white supremacists, lazy and godless people.
The Democrats have gone mentally insane. The man living off welfare for 30 years must be a democrat. (LAZY)
by The Real Americans January 14, 2025
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democrat

a person or a individual who votes for joe biden and and is in the black live's movement or fights for civil rights for blacks or people of dark skin and supports of homosexuality a democracy
by engineer_gaming420 January 26, 2022
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Libertarian-Democrat

A believer in a political doctrine that emphasizes individual liberty and a lack of governmental regulation, intervention, and oversight both in matters of the economy whilst being an advocate of democratic politics.
The libertarian-democrat advocated for universal healthcare via voluntary means. They believed healthcare shouldn't be regulated by the government. They also suggested that government should fundraise to underwrite healthcare plans for those who couldn't afford them in the interim as prices of healthcare plans dropped (thanks to competition) & the diversity of options (thanks to the paucity of support from the government of the medical-industrial complex and thanks to competition) increased.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 27, 2020
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Democrats

Hym "That progressives are both distancing themselves and identifying as democrats. Like, 'democrats are doing it wrong but also democrats (me) have also won elections.' So, like it's both you and not you. Right? You're dumb. Your pathology is visible at a glance."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2024
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Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy

The clusterfuck of Theocracy, Kakistocracy, Fascism, Oligarchy, and Corporatocracy that the American government is becoming, all stemming from the dismissal of democracy and the use of unfair and outdated vote counting processes like gerrymandering and the Electoral College that give greater power to smaller states per capita and whiter populations per congressional district.
"What is going on in the big ol' USofA these days?"

"Oh, not much. It's just becoming a Post-Democratic Theokakifascoligatocracy. No biggie."
by P E N G U I N August 30, 2025
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