donkey bag

a particularly horrendous hangover which entails full body symptoms including; (a) feeling really sick but being unable to vomit without help from your hands down your throat (b) aversion to any food (c) thinking you are capable of sleeping it off but actually feeling worse after a nap and requiring a return to bed etc. etc. Particularly prominent in South Africa and South East Asia with Koh Samui Airport a notable blackspot

Alan Thompson is a key proponent of the donkey bag

by swalshy October 11, 2009

Donkey Water

Diving for no reason in Madden

"Stop playing donkey water over there!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"

by Casey (P Dawg) September 12, 2014

Donkey Boy

One who has a unusually large penis, usually a younger gentleman.

Did you hear that Abe Lincoln was quite the donkey boy?
Holy crap! Look at the size of that donkey boy's package!

by ihavealargepenisandyouhaveasma August 1, 2010

donkey sex

When you want to insult a girl ask her for some donkey sex. When she asks what is it tell her thats when you are the 'HE' and she is the 'HAW' (whore).

'Hey baby you want to come back to my place for some donkey sex?'

'Donkey sex?'

'Yeah I'm the he and your the whore'

by mathios May 14, 2007

Donkey Brick

Like a {Donkey Punch} only with a brick. This is usually the best way to "convince" a girl to let you do her in the ass.

She was being stingy, so I had to donkey brick her.

by Daddy Slick May 2, 2003

donkey fucker

Insult that sugests one enjoys intercourse with donkeys. Similar to uncle fucker, mother fucker, finger fucker

"Shut your fucking face... donkey fucker" South Park, The Movie (adapted version)

by Donkeyfuckerian May 9, 2004

donkey bagging

Giving a woman/man rough Anal Sex whilst sticking your fingers down his/her throat making them vomit the contractions will allow for a more pleasurable Deep Anal Drilling.

Jings Mrs Quim I heard Mr Fudge gave Missy Elliot a rough Donkey Bagging last night he is currently in the potting shed tryng to clean sick from his slip-ons

by Source: Cheesy Minge July 1, 2007