cunt

1. Someone who staples a cat to a back door

"Hello, (police)? I would like to report a cunt.

by HopelessPotato February 2, 2018

cunt

A completely worthless individual.

Also see 'douchebag.'

"Don't be a cunt."

"Fucking douchebag is being a cunt."

Paris Hilton.

by Murph Sexy February 22, 2009

cunt

Cannot
Understand
Normal
Thought

His inability to reason with Sharon was inevitable because she has always been a cunt.

by Brian Conover November 8, 2008

cunt

a word you tell your former bosses wife when you get fired

"i know you're not firing me because you actually want too, you're firing me because of you're cunt wife!"

by macman565 March 6, 2010

cunt

A slang word for a vagina.

I have a dripping wet cunt.

by Bill B. Bofin May 13, 2005

cunt

If it is "the most offensive word in the English language," then it is the perfect word to describe your piece of shit ex-girlfriend who wronged you in every way possible.

"Damn, that girl's a straight up cunt."

by byehaterrrr July 1, 2009

cunt

The tastiest meal known to man.

I love eating her cunt...

by Slider May 13, 2005