Cumbeard

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

cummer

a terrible male orgasm

Guy 1: how was it
Guy 2: a total cummer

by Buster Hyman Tank August 1, 2007

cuberboober

1. It is the leading cause of death in american teenagers

2. A very offensive term used to describe a raging homo with down syndrome

Hey dude check out that cuberboober! He is drinking from the toilet!

by dbvkjbcvxxcbzncbcbxk;bk March 4, 2009

Cuber

Someone who has acquired a major superiority complex by looking up how to solve a Rubik’s cube. Likes to call normal human beings “non-cubers” and complain about them constantly for not being fucking losers like themselves.

Cuber: Yay! I can finally solve a Rubik’s cube in under 15 minutes! Felix Zemdegs would be so proud of me!
Non-cuber: Give me your lunch money nerd!

by RIPJAH December 19, 2019

Hubert Cumberdale

A "friend" of salad fingers who Tastes of soot and Poo and is married to a another "friend" named Mrs. Cumberdale

A finger pupet that is Crudely Done

by Mr. Man March 19, 2005

Cumberbabe

Fans of the glorious actor, Benedict Cumberbatch, originally under the name "Cumberbitches". The title of the fangirls was changed under the suggestion of Benedict himself, and so it became Cumberbabe.

Alice- I'm a Cumberbitch!
Stacy- No, you are a CumberBABE.

by LiliansGift March 30, 2013

Cumberbomb

(v.) To be photobombed by Benedict Cumberbatch.

U2 got Cumberbombed at the Oscars in 2014.

by NomNomNomDePlume March 13, 2014