cry-roll

Combinination of cry and eye-roll. An expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.
I couldn't help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl's wish.
by Breakfast Taco July 27, 2012
Get the cry-roll mug.

screaming crying

the action of screaming whilist crying.
I’m screaming crying!!”
“Why?”
by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022
Get the screaming crying mug.

Dry cry

Crying without tears. Usually fake.
"Did you see Jordin Sparks when she won American Idol? She totally did the dry cry."
by jacque b. May 24, 2007
Get the Dry cry mug.

man cry

MAN CRY - WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING A CERTAIN PART OF A MOVIE OR SOMETHING EMOTIONAL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU SHED TEARS - IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT
HE - trying to cover a sniffling sound - wet stuff out of eye sockets - his man cry
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE
by BUFFALOKILL March 04, 2011
Get the man cry mug.

Crying Face

Does not have the skills to pay the bills & has to resort to playing the "crying face" for sympathy.
I cant keep up with my mortgage repayments. I know I'll do the crying face for the local rag.
by MesterSnatcher October 22, 2008
Get the Crying Face mug.

dolphin's cry

The utterance that occurs after a man pulls his penis out of a woman during intercourse and jams it into her anus, causin her to squeal like a dolphin.
(Pulling out)...."Oooohhh....put it back in..."
(Jammin' in the ass-cannon)..."SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!"
by Jesse Martin February 11, 2005
Get the dolphin's cry mug.

Crying Dragon

When you put your favorite kind of hot sauce on your wiener and you get a blow-job. Named because although it adds so much more feeling, the heat makes both people cry.
"Ever since my boyfriend made me do a surprise Crying Dragon, our sex life has been so spiced up in more ways than one.
by Pelvis Holes August 23, 2011
Get the Crying Dragon mug.