get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Crumb hole

The hole at the end of your penis.

I had fun tonight maybe next time you can check out my crumb hole.

by Crumb expert October 21, 2022

crumb fucker

A person that licks dried up sperm. Particularly when a woman orgasms and the man waits till she's dry to eat out her pussy.

"Damn! His friend is a real crumb fucker!

by Toogers12 August 10, 2017

Crumb-guzzling

The act of eating chips while getting your dick licked.

"My girlfriend was horny, but I was hungry, so we tried crumb-guzzling."

by TheRealRuler March 29, 2015

Crumbs

Repealment for "Oh F***"

"Oh Crumbs

by QWERTER-QWERT October 25, 2023

Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008