The Angrier the Crow...

Truncation of the folksy saying: The Angrier the Crow, the Sharper the Beak.

Used when an action has a consequence that is obvious.

"Napoleon has fallen, he tried to invade Russia in the winter"
"Well the angrier the crow..."

by crandon_the_original October 7, 2024

Ion Crow

A large, flightless bird in the family Oneacrae, whose characteristics include dark plumage, limited vision, and frequent loud, boisterous mating calls. Typically nocturnal, populations tend towards urban environments. Some species exhibit forced copulation.

I spotted an Ion Crow pecking around the old industrial district last night.

by LaurenBarnhart January 1, 2025

Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

Withery Crow

A state in which you are Farting and Vomiting at the same time.

"Holy crap dude ... on the way here I totally elapsed into the state of the Withery Crow!"

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

wet crow

when the pussy so musty it smell like wet crow

damn, my bitch had a bad case of wet crow last night

by ben dover @ wetcrows4lyf.gov May 11, 2022

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

The Way the Crow Flies

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

by Gilsin September 16, 2021