Cowboy cocaine

The act of masturbating to ejaculation, shooting the ejaculate onto a coffee table or other small table, waiting until it dries, and then cutting the ejaculate up with a credit card and snorting it.

Hey Dustin, wanna come to my place this weekend, watch some movies, and do a little bit of cowboy cocaine?

by Olkrustypackage August 31, 2016

cowboy stretch

Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.

I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.

by Minette Williams January 2, 2009

Space Cowboy

1)My name for 'Firefly'
2) regular super stoner
3) lyrics from Steve Miller Band's 'The Joker'

1) Wanna go watch space cowboys?
2) Man, Phillip is such a space cowboy
3) "Some people call me space cowboy..."

by Havierx April 28, 2017

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team made of players who try but arent a team. Had a fanbase of bandwagons before they all ran to the colts and patriots. Now the colts fans are running over to the patriots because the colts are nothing without Manning.

Dallas Cowboys fan: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!

by btylerm28 December 6, 2011

Urban Cowboy

An urban male who wants to be a ruged individualist without performing manual labor to make a living. These people include actors, singers (mainly country singers), government workers & Democrats. All Symbolism, but no Substance. They want the look, but not the work.

My Democrat neighbor per'tinds to be an Urban Cowboy with his hat'n belt buckle n'all, but bitches if his unemployment check doesn't come in time to pay his bills.

by JephroB February 4, 2010

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team that a goofy bunch of tards root for on Sunday. Generally, Dallas Cowboys' fans do not know jack about football and the majority of their fans are not even from Texas. Their fans and organization live off their "Glory Days" in the past. Since the Mid 90's, this team has not been able to succeed and win playoff games.

"A Dallas Cowboys fan is what you would call a real frontrunner."

by Big D Blows July 7, 2008

Cowboy Troy

An artist who sings hick hop. He is featured on "The Ballad of Big & Rich" and he also opened for Tim McGraw.

Cowboy Troy sings "I Play Chicken (With The Train)".

by Swarsfanatic May 17, 2005