confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

Condusrf

Feeling Condusrfed is when you are too tired and confused to spell properly and no one can understand you.

I no nont ow it herpand .

Dude, wat are you saying? I have no clue!
Sorry man, I'm condusrf today. Can't figure it out.

by MommyGeek September 6, 2016

confuseleding

When your trying to explain something and fail miserably its a mix of confused puzzeling and throw an in gon the end for the fun of it.....mint

This is so confuseleding

by bobster the lobster May 16, 2017

confusedicus

denotes a state of confusion...portmanteau of confused and Confucius

Some people are very basic, you use even the simplest dry sarcasm, which is very obviously tongue-in-cheek, and they get all confusedicus

by humorus_definicus June 22, 2017

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 29, 2017

Confusingness

It means when something confusing confuses u too much so that ur then confused

It’s too much confusingness for my poor wee heart to handle

by Lauripops26 June 17, 2018

Confuseytube

When you don't know what shitty content to make.

Person 1: I've already used a kid with cancer for views, and I don't know what to do next.
Person 2: Sounds like your confuseytube'd.

by Danklord69420 July 29, 2018