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Coco Chanel

Gabrielle Bonheur "Coco" Chanel (August 19, 1883 – January 10, 1971)was a pioneering French fashion designer whose modernist philosophy, menswear-inspired fashions, and pursuit of expensive simplicity made her arguably the most important figure in the history of 20th-century fashion. Her history of providing comfort to the Nazis, probably providing access to her mouth and anus, just so she could continue to make money is largely forgotten by today's bubblegum heads. Or is deemed somehow forgivable while French Resistance died trying to remove their invaders.
"Would you ever buy products from someone who provided comfort to the Nazis just for profit?"
"Who did that?"
"Coco Chanel."
by L Rack November 4, 2009
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Coco

a mad hot asian who is perfect and beatuiful and funny in perfect equilibrium in one person that everybody likes
Dude 1: Yo bro heard ur not single no more. who the lucky girl?
Dude 2: dude u won't believe. promise ull believe me?
Dude 1: Fine. I promise.
Dude 2: Coco.
Dude 1: No wayyyy. Congrats!!!!
by BigBickedCocoFucker November 22, 2011
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Cocoa Cum

The semen of a Negro.
"Calvin bragged that once a bitch had tasted his cocoa cum, she would never want whitey's love juice again."
by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006
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Chocolate Concoction

A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.
"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."
by AvocadoBeanDip July 8, 2005
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Cocoa straw

hoover coke out of someone's asshole
He did a cocoa straw on that hooker last night.
by BXX January 10, 2014
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Cocoa Bean

A mixture between a black and Mexican. It gets the cocoa from the black and the bean from the Mexican. Contrary to popular believe cocoa beans are not sweet and actually quite aggressive.
Woah look at that darque brown guy.

He's a Cocoa Bean
by Kogan13 January 21, 2014
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Cocoball

A testicle with a nipple on it (a mixture betweeen a coconut (boob) and balls.)

Also, it’s possible to replicate breast feeding by allowing the baby to suck on the nipple portion.
“I was about to suck the life out of Zach last night but when I pulled down his pants he had cocoballs”
Oh shit that’s kinda nasty. What’d you do?”
“I just kinda closed my eyes and went for it.”
“Damn. That’s kinda kinky.”
by Big Dick Lucy May 25, 2018
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