Conch

To Conch (coh • nn • sh) is to kill someone, commit suicide, follow them to the afterlife, and rape them beyond the grave.

"You're pissing me off bro, I'm gonna Conch you"

by PoopusMcDingle December 7, 2025

Roas-conch

(Roh-ss-kahn-chuh) A female canine's vagina

"Your breath smells like a 15 year old Roas-conch!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

ill-conceived

An expression used by urban rap artists to describe ex-girlfriends & silly girls.

Ur soo ill-conceived u silly girll!

by RaisingD September 22, 2010

Friendship Conch

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.

Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.

by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011

Music Concierge

A person who knows all the music venues in at least three cities.

Sophia can find a musician all of you will like, she's a music concierge.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Scenery Concierge

A person who knows a variety of scenery around the city.

Matt is a scenery concierge. He can get lakes, beaches, cliffs, anything.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.

Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.

by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011