Dickinson College

A small Liberal Arts college in Carlisle Pennsylvania. The majority of students hail from the Northeastern Corridor, though states like California, Illinois and Texas are growing in their presence. Its a fairly prestigous school notable for its world-class study abroad locations, commitment to sustainability as well as a useful education. Dickinsonians are noted for being passionate and engaging in the classroom and very community minded and globally oriented. Dickinson's sometimes called "Drinkinson" due to the perceived high amount of alcohol that is consumed on the campus. Though parties do exist, there are a lot of other social opportunties for students who don't wish to engage the "drinking scene"

Student 1: "What's Dickinson College?"
Student 2: "Don't worry about it, you wouldn't be able to get in anyways."

by Blooge June 15, 2011

Santa Monica College

A Santa Monica City College that boasts one of the best transfer rates anywhere in the country. It has the #1 transfer rate to UCLA and other UC schools compared to Los Angeles community colleges. Because of the high property tax, SMC is well-funded and has great programs, a fantastic and open campus, and a diverse student body.

"Trying to park at Santa Monica College? It might take a while"

by B47 June 25, 2009

Newington College

Hectic school with great footy most teachers are fags

All the white kids think they r rich and think there fuckin hectic cunts. Half the kids gonna backstab u so don’t waste your time

If a white kid from this school says they will bash u don’t worry they r pussies and won’t do shit. If wogs or tongans says ur gonna get bashed ur fucked cunt

Footys a g up but half the coaches got no idea how to coach

Newington boys pull chicks

The boys are fucking legends yeww

Gazza: What school is that hectic cunt from

Davo: Yeah looks like Newington College

Sharlisha: Id make babies with him

by flubadbubbawoba August 22, 2019

Hope College

Small Christian college in Holland MI where students go to chapel hungover by day, and go to sketchy basement parties by night.

Did you hear about Hope College? All they do is drink in sketchy basements. They are some crazy Christians.

by ataka April 8, 2010

Wellesley College

The best women's liberal arts college in the country, and 4th best liberal arts college in the country (US News 2005).

Alums include: Madeleine Albright, Nora Ephron, Jean Kilbourne, Hillary Rodham, Molly Campbell, Diana Chapman Walsh, Diane Sawyer.

My boss is a Wellesley College alumna.

by C May 13, 2005

College Girl Syndrome

College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.

John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash

by T-bagnus April 4, 2009

your mom goes to college

Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.

Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*

by emmelie April 14, 2006