Celia

Has the dumbest but most contagious laugh. Definitely a crazyy fangirl most likely over one direction, 5sos and a larry shipper. Is THE most organized person you'll ever meet. Has a youtube addiction and could spend HOURS watching videos but cant sit through a movie without getting bored. Except comedies. Because they're funny. Is definitely going to get 10 billion tattoos when she moves out. Likes getting changed in the middle of the tube. Can't be trusted because she thinks Aladdin is better than the Lion King.

guy 1: Why is that girl getting changed in the tube.
guy 2 : oh because she's a Celia

by siberasidney May 28, 2020

Coca-Cola Zero

Disgusting Pop and Supost to have Zero Calories

Cory:What are you drinking?
Mark:Coca-Cola Zero!
*Cory Hucks The Coke Zero out The Window*

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

GT-cola

GT-Cola is a brand of soda purched at all very cheap grocery stores in the projects. A 2-liter bottle is only 79 cents.

"Man, I'm thirsty."

"Go pick up thatr cheap GT-Cola at that sh*tty corner store!"

by potatochipeaterrr May 23, 2010

RC cola

ghetto version of coke or pepsi

yo man, you got any RC to drink?

rc cola nigga

by gfunk88 June 23, 2010

penis colata

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

by Peaches June 16, 2004

Celiac's Disease

An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:

•whining,

•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,

•rash,

•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left

Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.

Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."

by yalpdrow December 19, 2017

jolt cola

that shit has so much fucking caffine in
it.

i drank some of that jolt shit, and i
was fucking high on caffine.

by person yo-yo April 16, 2003