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cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009
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Massive Cock

An extra-large penis that damages pussy upon insertion
The woman's vagina took eight stitches after being drilled by a massive cock.
by Adolfz November 22, 2010
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cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.
"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"
by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009
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Cock tuck

When you get a hardon at a inappropriate time and have to Tuck your cock under your belt to hide your erection!
GPR: Yo Man I was at a funeral the other day and I got a ghost boner!!!

N-Dizzle: Holy shit dawg What you do!!

GPR: Cock tuck brother!

N-Dizzle: SWEEEET!

GPR: You knows it!
by G-PrimeRib October 21, 2010
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Cock Pulp

Another name for cum or ejaculate.
She was covered in the cock pulp of 6 men when I met her and knew that she was the one.
by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020
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cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 19, 2009
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cock mangler

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.
"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."
by matt in the hat October 22, 2003
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