cocked out

V. To be shut out by a smokin hot girl, due to the simple fact that there are just too many other cocks around her. (for the less intelligent, this is not a good thing)

A common occurence at bars/clubs/frat parties.

I saw this amazingly gorgeous girl at the keg, but I was cocked out by the 8 frat boys she was with.

by teezy33 December 3, 2006

cockaroach

The act of eating a cucumber as it is leaving your lovers anus.

Note: this act was first done on record by the "cock-a-roach" of Lombard. Nov 3rd 2008.

"Dude, she stuck a finger in my ass and it kinda hurt so I turned around and gave her a cockaroach"

"Hey, I'm trying to make a salad. Where did that cucumber go?"
"Oh. I'm sorry. I gave my girl the cockaroach last night."
"I see. Is there any left? I'm kinda hungry"

by Taran Bowlsby December 19, 2008

cocked

Extreme Ownage or getting raped

I was playing UFC and knocked a guy out in 3 seconds. He got cocked.

by GayHomoButtNaked May 30, 2009

cockdrop

When one draws a dick, most often on a sticky note, and inconspicuoulsly places it where someone else will find it. The best cockdroppers will draw both shaft and balls, and drop on the most unexpecting people. Cockdrop may also be used as an insult to assholes.

" I was going to put some money in the offering at church, but instead I decided to cockdrop their asses!"

" hey fag, lick my ballsack from crack to sack and back you dirty cockdrop"

by nelvinbibbons May 22, 2010

Cocked up

Raised both arms in air with a struted chest and leg aparts like Shahid Afridi.

As soon as he heard that he had passed the driving test, he cocked up.

by cypherx April 8, 2011

double cocked

actually possessing two usable cocks

Guy 1: I did her anal and vaginal
Guy 2: O yeah i did her both at once
Guy 1: You double cocked bastard

by J__Rad June 8, 2005

cocked

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004