Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with dangerously high crime rates. A community of troubled individuals who neighbour Lower Pennlea Road, and bring the reputation of Weston to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for

by frozen tan May 6, 2021

close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 4, 2021

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy May 9, 2018

Closed up

metaphor for smoking Bud!

John have you closed up that blount yet?

by Lighter21 August 1, 2007

This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.

Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!

by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020

close the loop

Finish what you started.

I haven't been able to close the loop with the customer about his letter of complaint.

by IMOteacher October 25, 2017