Clam Mom

Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.
person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020
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clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.
I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.
by Darcizzle March 23, 2023
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Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.
I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.
by Mobscenity October 21, 2014
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Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.
Jose deserves a clam-check
by Anne.me January 16, 2008
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Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.
Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.
by TOothFairy February 15, 2014
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clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.
by DaniellesANerd July 25, 2016
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Clam Poppin

To gyrate hips rapidly in a sexual fashion while thrusting the pelvis upward. A cultural trend that has taken over music videos.

Although closely related to coochie-pop, clam poppin is the more acceptable term because of the stigmatization of coochie-pop

associated with being ghetto. Clam poppin has now become trendy among female musicians, such as Madonna, Beyonce, Rihanna, Ciara,

Keri Hilson etc. to sell more records.
-Insert white gurl name hurr- was clam poppin to the new Britney Spears song.
by nicolecareface January 27, 2011
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