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ass cactus

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!
by Jay Young April 19, 2005
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cactus

1. One of the largest campers in the history of the Steve Krulevitz Tennis Program.
2. One who enjoys car parts and bike parts a great deal.
Cactus, you are large.
by Kevin Mchale March 14, 2005
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Toss the Cactus

idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.

It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.

Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".
If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.
by dw33 April 8, 2007
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cacksies

1. A plant named by William (bill) T. Shakespeare

2. A word meaning utter nonsense in the oakville frenchie language
1.Michael Wood " Shakespeare liked to give nick names to things around him, like these, these are cacksies."

2.Cacksies Facksies lemon snacksies
by Pwnster381 August 29, 2008
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cactus picker

white women are cactus picker who love mexican dick.
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Bi-Cactus

mom look at this bi-cactus I found in the desert

Mark-"I can't believe that John just kissed me on the mouth he must be bi-cactus."
by Alreadyused? November 21, 2010
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slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,
Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.
by bignblack December 4, 2010
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