Cracked crab

When people get caught in pictures with they legs spread all open and they ain't leaving nothing to the imagination

oh girl did you see the picture of ________ last night, girl! that was cracked crab!

by AlexZanderRoxas September 8, 2010

Crab Cakes

When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.

Crab cakes are disgusting.

by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008

Crab Spin

Throwing a dead prostitute (beaten to death) into a body of water smaller than a river. See Lobster Toss. May involve Shere Khan from Talespin.

The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Woooooo!
Steven Tyler: Whoa, this is some fucked up peyote!
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Can I use your outhouse?
Steven Tyler: Sorry, man. Did a little Crab Spin in there earlier.
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Shit, where am I gonna toss my bitch?
Both: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Steven Tyler: How would you like to give the lead singer of Aerosmith a handjob?

by SadCoincidence September 20, 2008

Crab-shit

1.)A crab shit is when you have to take a mean shit and you have to mount the toilet and put you whole body on top of the toilet seat in a back-wards crab position.

billy: hey alex
alex: ya?
billy: why is there footprints on my toilet seat?
alex: oh i was just taking a crab-shit why?
billy: ok well theres poop on the seat to...
alex: ya i sliped

by my name is 12346 January 6, 2012

half crab

Submission wrestling move on the WWE

OMG, Booker T made DDP tap out with the half crab

by Duncanisccool November 30, 2006

tracker crabs

Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.

Man, I need a shower, those tracker crabs got shit all over me.

by Chatter318 February 28, 2007

fiddler crab

The fiddler crab is an extension of the shocker. Once you are successfully in the shocker position, quickly move your thumb up and down on the woman's clit to help stimulate the sexual experience.

Give her the shocker and make her cum with the fiddler crab!

by Shane Ryale August 20, 2007