catfish

1) when a girl wears a lot of makeup and when she takes it off, she's ugly asf/ looks completely different.
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board

Guy 1: bro heard u met vicki at the weekend
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno

by ur local dictionary x November 17, 2019

caffuled

being confused (spoken in a childs vioce)

Teacher: any questions?
Student: im rlly caffuled about the exam

by Elaine M. Vogel November 27, 2019

Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

by LongJohhnny December 4, 2019

Caffuccinoed

When your friends invite you to go for a coffee instead of going to have ice cream and chocolate because their feeling the effects of monching on too much cake, but then they toets and completely ditch you without telling you.

Brenda to group: yo, caffuccino at 1700?
Caroleto group : Yeah!!
3rd wheel To group: sure, I’ll meet you there.

Brenda secretly to Carole: yo, lets ditch the 3rd wheel and get some scissoring done!! Nom Nom Nom!
3rd wheel to group: ok guys, I’m here with my wife, where are you guys?

Brenda to group: oh we’re not coming. We’re doing stuff without you and decided not to tell you about it.
3rd wheel: dammit, I’ve been caffuccinoed again!

by Aaidan725 November 7, 2019

Catfish

A fish that is cat also known as a woman pretending to be someone else on the internet

What's up catfish

by mrc240 January 14, 2020

catfish

The term 'catfish' is when somebody online makes a fake account and talks to people but their identity is basically hidden. So they might use a different name and take photos from other people in order to keep their true identity concealed. But the actual words 'cat' and 'fish' come together because cat is another word for pussy. So basically people are too pussy to reveal their true selves. As for fish, when things seem fishy, it means it's sorta sketchy and not reliable. So that's why i believe 'catfish' is called 'catfish'

"bruh you met her on tinder, she's probably just a catfish"

by cuuuucummmberrr1111 May 2, 2020

Catfish

So its basically where you pretend to be someone on the interenet that you're not.

I have pranked Gavin so many times, now I'm going to do a Catfish prank!

by cheesborgor May 7, 2020