windy blumpkin

the act of ejaculating during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
It's the beantown blumpkin! Consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. Your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of molasses beans garlic and ass!

while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my cock exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!

windy blumpkin by the lopez!! August 1, 2010

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin 

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.

Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

King Blumpkin 

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

King Blumpkin by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010

batman blumpkin

when you go ass to mouth with a girl.
then as you start to ejaculate in her mouth you pinch off your urethra then turn the girl around and ejaculate on her back. then proceed to rub your semen on her back with your penis. all of this happening while you are defecating in your toilet.

man1: hey what did you do last night with that girl?

man2: that girl and I did batman blumpkin

batman blumpkin by Mr. M0nk3y January 1, 2012

blueberry blumpkin 

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.

Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection

blueberry blumpkin by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015

Donald Blumpkin 

This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.

I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.

Donald Blumpkin by Haywood JeBlomey October 6, 2018

Giga Blumpkin 

The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.

A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.

1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .

2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.

3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.

Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.

4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.

5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.

6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.

Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.

Giga Blumpkin by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021