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writer's block

1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.

2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?

"How about slitting your throat?"

"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*

"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
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Chalk Block

A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.

The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.

Rudy's got the chalk!

Chalk Block.
by a carniverous jive turkey July 24, 2011
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Hit the block

Man we been in the same spot for a minute let's count the cash and hit the block.
by The Young Corey November 30, 2016
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Glock Block

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.
For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block
by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009
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d-block

The worst block in the worst hood of the city.
Welcome to d-block the mighty mighty d-block, the place in new york city where diddy dont even walk the part of yonkers i wouldn't be caught without two pistols on me that'll be cocked in each pocket
by nego December 28, 2005
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blocka

A word used to imitate the sound of shooting.
"Blocka, blocka, blocka, blocka, boy dey you go" - Ace Hood
by Theoriginaldoobiebrother December 9, 2008
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Wally John Blacks

Slang word for female breasts.

Can be shortened to Wallys
What a splendid pair of Wally John Blacks.
by Denster GR September 2, 2010
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