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Green Belt Syndrome

A disease common to junior martial artists. After very little experience they think they are the love child of Bruce Lee and Musashi and know everything there is to know about combat arts.

As the old saying goes: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
Damn, that kid has read Go Rin no Sho but still has Green Belt Syndrome
by BigScottUK August 1, 2006
mugGet the Green Belt Syndromemug.

have a belt on me

When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.
Have a Belt on me, Chum!
by Dani April 7, 2005
mugGet the have a belt on memug.

belt fed wombat

A woman whose vigorous gyrations during the horizontal mambo can be likened to the reloading action of the water-cooled, belt-fed 'L6 Wombat Anti Tank Rifle'.
"Christ almighty," Barked Maltravers. "My old chap is the colour of an Icelandic sunset after tussling with that native gel!"

"Keen on the rumpo, was she?" inquired Wilberforce looking up from his copy of 'the felchers gazette'.

"Keen?!!" spluttered Maltravers. "She went at it like a belt fed wombat!!!"
by Dutts March 1, 2005
mugGet the belt fed wombatmug.

onion on my belt

a common style back then, but white onions we're prohibited because of the war.
"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"
by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018
mugGet the onion on my beltmug.

Seat belt law

Dane County and the state of Wisconsin's way of fattening up their county budget by penalizing peoples personal habits that do no harm to others.
Dane County deputies are cracking down on Wisconsin seat belt law.
by lordvader1982 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Seat belt lawmug.

Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016
mugGet the Black Belt Baptistmug.

Orion’s Gucci Belt

(n.) A wealthy neighborhood or region, named after what its spoiled children see when they spot Orion’s Belt in the sky.

The backyards in Orion's Gucci Belt may smell vaguely of George Bush's breath. It's an urban legend that the people who live in Orion's Gucci Belt root for financial crises and own large birds of prey that steal from the poor.
Person 1: "Wanna go to Chipotle?"
Person 2: "This is not the Rust Belt. This is Orion’s Gucci Belt. We feast at the Cheesecake Factory."
by nolandc September 26, 2019
mugGet the Orion’s Gucci Beltmug.

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