The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.
Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
Get the The Bakermug. To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.
by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025
Get the Bakermug. Going down on a chick and finding this white pasty yeasty stuff down there and it's now on your tongue, known as the lucky baker
by viperpiper December 2, 2011
Get the Lucky Bakermug. by Hal the zombean. November 29, 2018
Get the baker's heckmug. Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.
by Kworp754 November 23, 2021
Get the Chris Bakermug. A half black half Italian guy. He’s short but he plays hockey as a goalie. Based on this description, he doesn’t sound like a real person. But what’s even more unreal is how fine he is 😍
by Arsenal47 August 10, 2022
Get the Robert Bakermug. Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023
Get the Bakers Bussymug.