Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do

“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange”

Me: .... Bafflefullness

by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020

bafftyclap

Where someone is being an idiot

John: bro I’m going to jump into that cactus
Adam: You bafftyclap

by Big Tings 47 May 1, 2020

Bafoomie woomie

Someone who acts without thinking. And someone who acts weird

My little sister was acting like a bafoomie woomie with her friends

by gracefromdablank August 31, 2020

bafarting

When you are so drunk that you don’t just barf, you barf and fart.

When you are so drunk that you don’t just barf, you barf and fart.

Mary was so trashed she was bafarting the entire drive home with her head out the window. It sucked driving her home!

by One oronaplease September 24, 2020

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.

Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.

by anonymous September 29, 2020

Bafty bitch

A BIG woman. Usually a baddy. Sometimes strong and muscular, but usually just thick.
Often referred to as a BBW (big beautiful woman).

"Damn thats a bafty bitch!"
"My mate shagged the baftiest bitch yesterday."
Oskar is only into bafty bitches, he doesnt like the model thin girls.
"I like my women a bit on the baftier side."

by 100ristede September 29, 2020

baffoonerism

A combined set of motions, facial expressions, blabbering, and comically infantile remarks.

The baffoonerism of Donald Trump's debate performance was staggering.

by Sir Eisenhower September 30, 2020