Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

by JNS Memes May 30, 2018

bollcoks

definition of a woman who is a retard

tania is bollcoks

by warrendj51 October 25, 2017

Lewis bullock

Has a mega slong and kseniia wants it!!

Kseniia wants Lewis's dick
Lewis bullock is hot

by Pussy 💀💀 June 24, 2022

bollockchops

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

by ewan February 11, 2004

bollocks

balls
an insult, irish phrase

1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks

by ruairi savage September 6, 2008

bollocks

this site and the rubbish you lot come out with

above, below, every page..
every word that blabs from your 'urban' mouth is a load of bollocks

by professor has a phd July 25, 2008

Cunty Bollocks

One who is delusional about one's status,

M White Is A Cunty Bollocks

by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004