Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008

you're beat

1. One way to say you lose or haha you suck at life.

Boy: Would you like to dance with me?
Girl: Um...i dont think so...
Surrounding friends: OOHHH YOU'RE BEAT!!

by TortureMeElmo March 31, 2005

lemme beat

something a boy says to a gurl that means "do you wanan have sexx"

1.dayum shortii lemme beat
2.yo nikkah i wanna beat dat
3.yo ma lemme beat

by xs August 4, 2006

Beat the squirt

Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."

Shit, son, I beat the squirt just seconds before Marie gushed all over my Cobain poster.

by Body Quiz December 31, 2007

Beats By Dre

Overpriced cheaply made fashion accessories designed for people with a expensive taste and with little to no brain cells

Guy 1 yo dawg I got a pair of Beats By Dre
Guy 2 you mean expensive pieces of shit overpriced dollar store headphones, you should of bought Parrot Zik headphones.

by Sam Squids April 2, 2017

beat the sam

Coming from ancient Greek, this phrase means to literally beat off someone named Sam, Sambo, Sanchez, Sammy, Samuel, or Salsazar.

I beat the Sam twice a day for two weeks.

by John Petersen August 1, 2004

bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006