Luca Balsa

An amazing inventor who killed his mentor and went to prison. He is also a playable character in the game identity v

You're playing as Luca Balsa decode you bitch don't rescue

by irl akechi January 2, 2021

base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons March 27, 2012

Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.

Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!

by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019

Sussy baka imposter balls

When you have much sex with a female but your chode is so wide that she queefs very loudly and it smells like cookies and then you realize that girl is actually santa claus!!1!1!!!1!!!

I had some nice sussy baka imposter balls last night with yur mum

by THEdarren!1!1 September 15, 2021

e-balls

A tendency to be bold and brash via internet correspondence, while being rather meek in a face-to-face setting.

John could only ask Kate out through hotmail when he had his e-balls.

by Alex DeVine August 1, 2003

Ed Balls

Ed Balls

RT @edballsmp Ed Balls

A meme that originated when he tweeted his own name and nothing else in April 2011.

by mosmi April 13, 2013

Ballmer Peak

The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.

Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.

I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.

by cathodeRay February 4, 2008