mano alono

The state of being on ones own

Nobody was around so I had to watch the football mano alono in my flat.

by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

Ding-Along

A cross between a ding dong and a ding-a-ling, usually a polite term for dumb-ass

Jeff: Man, I just spilled my coffee on my white shirt.
Kyle: Dude, your a ding-along.

by bloodfreckle May 21, 2013

Tampon Tag-along

A girl or girlfriend who personally invites herself to everything a guy does, whether it be with his friends or his family, and ultimately becomes incredibly upset when nothing goes the way she wants it.

Jim: Dude, we are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?
Bob: Yeah, sure. My girlfriend wants to know if she can come
Jim: No way dude, she's just gonna be a huge tampon tag-along!

by euDoK1d June 22, 2008

Pass it along

the act of one or both partners cumming on an index card, using said card to give each other papercuts on the genitalia, and then sending the blood/jizz covered card to a parent of one of the partners.

My wife and i are gonna Pass it along to her father this weekend.

by Cocklips February 6, 2009

the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Coaxing it Along

A colloquial euphemism for masturbating. Invented by Grant Prusi's father.

Grant's Dad: I know what you boys are doing in there, quit coaxing it along!
Children: We're not masturbating, we're just putting suppositories up our butts!

by Grant Prusi November 23, 2010

aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 17, 2004