Special Auditor

Not a normal auditor, a special auditor takes auditing to a whole new level of competence.

These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.

Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: You're a special auditor!

Person B: Oh ok. smiles

by FergusK October 10, 2011

Compliance audit

A term used by governments that are broke to round up some extra cash from tradesmen and businesses for stupid inane paperwork breaches Can also be used to annoy people they think support an alternate government. May use varying guidelines between regions for extra effect.

My workshop has a compliance audit due for Roadworthy's soon and lpg, environment, air conditioning, tax, OH&S and workplace employment regulation. I wonder if i can make it through the year without an improvement notice or fine

by Pippi scragbag January 30, 2012

All Audiences

Typically a rating for a piece of content like a movie or Tv show. It's also known as the 'U' or 'Universal' rating.

It means that the content can be viewed by people of all ages (and if we're being technical, that means ages 4 and up)

Person 1: Do you have any good movies that are for All Audiences? I want to watch a movie with my 4 year old.
Cashier: Yes we do, Finding Nemo is a good classic, it's rated U so it should be fine to watch with your child

by BitchLikeIcareYipYip April 21, 2021

Alienating Our Audience

A live album released in 2002 by the popular underground band, Mindless Self Indulgence. It features many songs never even released.

Revenge is soon released again on IF, but with a different introduction and changed in many spots.

Mindless Self Indulgence Alienating Our Audience

by Bob The Dancing Unicorn April 5, 2009

auditor

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.

I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation

by shawn69 June 25, 2006

audiophilism

The philosophy of extracting all of the possible sonic and accoustical capabilities out of high fidelity equipment (stereos Home Theaters) into that of a more correct representaion that mimics the original audio recording. This can be done through several methods. The main ingredients for this philosophy are "sepperation and isolation" of audio frequencies, electro magnetic interference, vibration and resonance, and radio frequency interferance. Another ingrediant is that the conductance between electric audio signal transfer must also be kept high with low resistant materials being present within the specific componets circuitry. The most accurate type of amplification of this audio signal must be applied in order to hear music at desired audible levels with the least amount of harmonic distortion.

Through the practice of audiophilism I am able to provide an excellent soundstage and stereo imagery within my accoustically treated listening room.

by Andrew Martin May 4, 2006

Audi T-T's

A term used when a female sticks her body out of an Audi TT sun roof only to take her shirt off and do a drive-by flashing with her tits.

Guy 1: Whoaaa, did you see that chick pop out of that Audi sun roof with her tits all out?!?!?!

Guy 2: Sure did, she had some fine ass Audi T-T's. I love spring break !!

by TommyBecks March 15, 2011