alberta size

Alberta size is a term used to describle the quality of woman in the demographic of alberta, usually cities like medicine hat and lethbridge and hit hard with the obesity epidemic mostly 74% of theses citys are overrun with heffers

Hey man ! what happen with that tinder girl you were going to hook up with , bro im done with tinder ,all the girls turn out to be alberta size

by Mr right now November 2, 2017

albert screaming

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hey everyone! Check out this video! It's ALBERT SCREAMING(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

by emerald rogue October 17, 2019

Albert Einstein

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect

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by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Albert Pull Hoes

This is the aka of a man that can be described as possessing chiseled good looks, a magnetic personality, and all the sexual benefits associated with these characteristics. This man is usually named after a beast such a lion, tiger, or BEAR Oh my!

Not only can this dude from the ville play ball, he's got swag to no end. No wonder the chicks we're calling him Albert Pull Hoes.

by Uncle Bear Man Sr. April 12, 2021

Albert

Albert Aretz, or flamingo, is a hilarious person who makes epic roblox YouTube videos. He is epic and Chillllll

Man, that dude is Albert, the youtuber

by LuxembourgBoy42 October 3, 2021

Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022

Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016