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botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.
I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!
by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010
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Mexican-Abortion

When carring a child that you do not want it get a "mexican abortion". Go to Mexico and hang from a chin up bar. Then have the locals take sticks and beat the shit out of you ovaries to abort the fetus.
Cheap? Yes.
Illegal? No
Reliable? You bet.
"Yeah so I got a Mexican-Abortion yesturday"
"Oh my god, like totally"
by Zephyrgust March 22, 2008
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adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids
Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!
by vegetable_television December 26, 2010
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Abortionate

A swift punch delivered to the stomach of a pregnant woman, killing the fetus. Abortionations are often preformed by men who do not want to have children, though the woman they planted their seed in does.
After Matt impregnated Gina, he held her down and I abortionated her.
by The Abortionator April 18, 2009
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absorbtion!

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school
1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!
by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005
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Abolution

What atheist scientists who don't believe in evolution actually believe in.

Combination of evolution and Abolish.
Hey dude we should abolish evolution...... would be great.
Lets help build abolution.
by editiorial editor November 4, 2009
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Mexican Abortion

The procces of giving an abortion with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap. First you reach up the vag with the coat hanger and pull the baby out then you slap the baby onto the mouse trap and the abortion is complete without having to go to the doctor.
Andrew gave his mother a mexican abortion last night and guess what she had twins.
by I EatedTheKitty March 18, 2011
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