Skunk Ape

A skunk ape is a hairy, stinky animal who roams the hills of Southen Maryland. A skunk ape tends to deny the fact that they are a skunk ape, often becoming aggressive with his less stinky prey who are only trying to warn others of the dangers surrounding this disgusting creature. Skunk apes generally are named Shawn (Sorry, its just a fact). They also tend to be extreme try-hards who feast on the blood of un-pubertized female humans

Dude, Shawn's been stinkin a lot more lately, I think he's a straight skunk ape.

by Redneckskunkapecatcher March 13, 2009

ape fuck

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Ape Toes

A person typically male, having extremely long toes, even finger like apendages on the end of thier feet. Many time the end toes (pinky or Big toe) are opposable. Usaully exremely hairy.

WOW! Look at his Ape Toes, Kink Kong must be his daddy. He could open a twist off with those things.

Dang, I never realized how much the Ape toes on that mooncricket gave him the jungility to slam that B-ball with his homies on 'da court.

by B_._Money_._Vise December 26, 2007

Ape Shit

Someone who goes completely "Ape Shit" over something means that someone goes completely crazy over this object, person, place or thing.

"Dude, did you SEE that?" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.

by ~ChickenHead~ July 8, 2010

Ape Cum

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.

1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."

by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010

shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

by daxterg November 19, 2007

Rock ape

A Member of the RAF Regiment. Dont ask why..its just what they are called. They rule though...

Dicker 1: Shit its the Rock apes!
Dicker 2: Oh well pull your pants down boys we are about to get gang fucked!

by Dickie Dixon August 13, 2005