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Allen

Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.

Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
-Where'd Allen go?

Allen *hidding in the dark behind a curtain for absolutely no fucking reason*
by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019
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Allen

Allen is a hypocrite person. He is addicted to having more knowledge. He is so obsessed of corrupting folks around him to the point that he is swallowing his own sister's tits. He even tries to turn on his mother. Only time will tell when he will overthrow his daddy out their house.
Hello Im Allen.
by N_the_A_adv_en_T_ure_O_f_Y September 16, 2022
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Will Allen

A name that you hear and makes you tingle, a name that just flows, will allen is basically a girls dream with a chiseled jaw and a big dick
Will Allen is so dreamy...
by Bobby stoner August 14, 2017
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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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lily allen shi

the emotion of feeling bad for a bit, then not feeling bad about it after by laughing or showing positive emotion
by jaycies December 13, 2023
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Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018
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Allen

He is a cheating, lieing, loser with no life what so ever. Hits on several people while with you. He says he loves you but will move on in a hour. He is very rude and disrespectful towards women. He has no looks and is not sweet. He is an awful kisser. Hes gross and nasty. He shows no love in any way. If you find an Allen.... RUN.
never date an Allen. You'll regret it.
by Mahhahaha September 10, 2019
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