lila allen

a wolf

it's lila allen
aroooo

by alakandel April 30, 2023

Allen

Allen is the best man in the world. Sends the cat kiss meme to his platonic boyfriend every day and the nicest guy you’ll meet. Prettiest and handsomest of boys. He gives the best virtual hugs, and has the best voice ever. Loves horror, even though it makes him paranoid. <3

Allen’s bf: hey! goodnight allen, ily <3
Allen: cat kiss gif

by AllenIsMyHusband May 4, 2023

parker micheal allen

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.

"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"

by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

Allen shot

What?

"Allen shot?"
"That never happens"

by JohnF.KennedySavedUs July 18, 2023

Connor Allen

actually the most hateable person ever

dude have you seen that connor allen?
yeah he fucking sucks.

by ConnorHater69 August 10, 2023

Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023

Paul Allen

While it was originally used as a name for a character in the movie "American Psycho", the word also got a different interpretation; A person that is better than someone in every way possible. It doesn't matter what it is that is being ranked a 'Paul Allen' will always be better no matter what the circumstance is.

Paul Allen beat me at basketball
He is my Paul Allen (He is better than me in every possible way)

by ThatCrowGuy September 12, 2023