An effect on the head of the penis from excessive and/or overly vigorous masturbation, in which a blood vessel bursts and blood leaks within the head of the penis causing discomfort for days. Very much like a CVA (cerebral vascular accident) or stroke, however more accurately described as a PVA (penile vascular accident)
I was vigorously masturbating last night and then pow it hits me... there was blood all over the tip of my cock except it was under the skin ... cock stroke.
by Doc October June 18, 2009
When your percentage 3 point shots made from the line pales in comparison to the ridiculous amount of shots you make from wayyyy deeper.
>Shit, why did he shoot from so far away?
>He's got the Rausch Stroke
>Pass me the ball!
>Why? you are like... 8 feet deep! Theres no way you'll make it!
>No dude, I've got the Rausch Stroke.
>Shit, here you go man, my bad.
>He's got the Rausch Stroke
>Pass me the ball!
>Why? you are like... 8 feet deep! Theres no way you'll make it!
>No dude, I've got the Rausch Stroke.
>Shit, here you go man, my bad.
by MC - 77 January 06, 2009
by a.p.i. December 01, 2007
Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.
Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
by PDXJohnny99 April 17, 2013
A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula
by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019
by Dinker2011 October 16, 2017
A bad or painful movement/rub on the penis that can cause you to lose your erection, or just get you out of the mood for masturbation/blowjob. Named for the famous Batman comic, "The Killing Joke."
Guy: Oh, god dammit, that hurt!
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.
Girl: Sorry, honey, it won't happen again.
Guy: No, no, it's too late. That was The Killing Stroke, hon.
by Namrosseforp, RD. April 18, 2009