Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

air plant

Person with no visible means of support. In common use in cities in the 1960s-70s

"She's got enough money to pick up the tab if she insists on dating air plants".

by Ceeclef June 4, 2017

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

Suculant Plant

Vagina, Pussy

He wanted a taste of her suculant plant.

by h 2.0 August 30, 2019

moving plants

Code word for when one fucks his family.

Im helping my grandmother "moving plants".

by Ronaldleep April 26, 2017

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024