Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.
Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies
by Littytitty69420 January 01, 2018
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by mindyola October 11, 2010
by BigBootyHoles337 November 24, 2019
You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.
by Bretsus December 07, 2011
Golden candy is located in the cracks of Latina woman. It is that beautiful brown strip you find when you spread their asses wide open. If you haven't had your nose, tongue, or dick in there, than you have been missing heaven.
by Bakersdoesnt April 30, 2018
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