Aug 26

Not that special

Jerry " It's Aug 26"
Berry " and no one cares "
Jerry "but it's my birthday"
Berry "NO ONE CARES"

by Bob bitch boy joe mama bill August 25, 2021

January 26

If you were born on this day and you are someones little sister you are a karen and a little shit. You probably fuck with your brother's life and snitch on them.

Brother: Fuck!
Sister: Im telling mommmmm
Brother:(whispering) that little bitch born on January 26

by TheBaddestBitch33 December 13, 2021

may 26 2004

He/she will make you smile and make you the happiest person ever he/she is a keeper never let them go they will forever love you and is truthful, and they are always freaky

He/she is the best ever may 26 2004

by Gabriel/Gabriela June 22, 2021

May 26

The day any Joshua shall be worshipped

Oh Joshua please be our lord as May 26 Joshua shall be worshipped

by Bignuts75 October 15, 2019

26 oz flu

Hungover

I got the 26 Oz flu

by thackattack February 1, 2014

July 26, 2019

The day that marks the beginning of the instagram meme page purge, mark zuckerburg is to blame for this horrific event.

Hey man what happened on July 26, 2019?

by wewawd July 27, 2019

April 26

A day where you have to eat chubby girl out

*girl born on April 26, obviously thicc*

Damn it's my lucky day

by Taishiro toyomitsu September 16, 2021