A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
Get the Craigmug. First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
Get the Craig's Lobotomy Listmug. 
by What’saberga January 29, 2021
Get the Craigmug. An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.
by therealcraig March 10, 2020
Get the craigmug. She is a bitch.
Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.
by the25thbam August 8, 2019
Get the Lara Craigmug. This is someone who constantly complains about not having a girlfriend but doesn't do anything about it.
by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023
Get the Craigmug.