skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn

I used that girl as rape meat last night

by HliasLemons October 30, 2023

Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on

my boyfriend has kinky meat

by AwesomeDude91 April 4, 2017

Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Meat Lover

A person who really loves meat.

Bro, Ethan must be a meat lover with the way he’s gobbling down that sausage

by EBMeatman September 25, 2023